yang tua dan yang muda

assalamualaikum. salam sejahtera ;)

dah lama tak post rasanya. seminggu tu, busy dengan test. risau nak online lama-lama. kalau dah lama, memang lama betul lah. hihi

just wanna share a joke. mungkin ada yang dah dengar or baca. this one was told by my lecturer; a Veterinary Physiology lecturer, when he saw our 'hyperglycemic expression'. it's 10 am and we had our minum pagi just before his class. so what do you expect? huhu. (Malaysians, everytime is makan time, kan.hehe) btw, he can joke really well.so, i'm sorry if my sharing is not funny enough. my bad.~~ huhu.

once upon a time... 

a lawyer (tak tahu kenapa lawyer -.-) and an old man were on a plane for a time-consuming flight to somewhere-not-important-to-mention..(hehe) . they sat next to each other, and greeted each other well. biasa la.budi bahasa budaya kita. :3 after some time, the old man was tired and start to doze off. on the other hand, the lawyer who thought that the old man is dumb, asked if he wanna play a game. however, this old man was not really interested and decline politely.. -.- 

but the lawyer insisted and said that the game is really interesting. 'interesting kut celah mana, tak tahu la' lawyer tu buat tawaran. kalau dia tanya soalan dan pak cik tu tak boleh jawab, pak cik tu kena bagi RM5. but. if he himself cannot answer that old man's question, he will give the old man RM500. very well lah bagi pak cik tu. layankan aje.. -.-

so, the lawyer starts to ask him a question, "what's the distance between the Earth and the Moon?" the old man didn't say a word and just reached his pocket to give the lawyer a RM5 cash. 

and now, it's the old man's turn. he asked,"what goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" the lawyer used up all his gadgets to search for the answer. he emailed all smart friends that he knew. after an hour searching, he gave up and woke the old man up to hand in RM500, cash. the old man, took it and went back to sleep. 

but the lawyer was going insane for not knowing the answer. he woke the old man up and asked, "so,what goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" without saying a word, the old man handed him RM 5 and went back to sleep.

. . .

"not bad this old man..o.0 " hehe

conclusion before start lecture physio, yang aku dapat.. 

FIRMAN ALLAH SWT :

Dan janganlah engkau berjalan di bumi dengan berlagak sombong, kerana sesungguhnya engkau tidak akan dapat menembusi bumi dan engkau tidak akan dapat menyamai setinggi gunung-ganang.( Surah Al-Israa'. Ayat 037 )

Sabda Rasulullah SAW yang bermaksud:

“Tidak akan masuk syurga orang yang dalam hatinya terdapat kesombongan walau hanya sebesar zarah.” (Hadis riwayat Muslim)

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moga kita dijauhi sifat sombong.. ya allah.. astaghfirullahal a'dzim.. 

wallahua'lam